GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And